confused-stars:

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

aurelia-rainbow:

churchbathroom:

Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny

huffylemon:

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users

greelin:

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

unfriendlygayguy:

agnesmontague:

mlarayoukai:

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

Oh Ted Cruz would love these

guerrillatech:

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that

bi-buddha:

Natasha Lyonne has always been an icon.